We are getting another under-two-year old. Yeah, you read that right. Another under-two-year old. Sadly, this under-two-year old doesn't require travel to an awesome destination. This one is a bit more local.
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Amazingly enough I've been harboring this secret for what feels like forever! Below are the tales I would have shared if I was allowed to. So those of you interested in over sharing can read on.....
April 15th & 16th
I've always been irregular. Irregular in a number of areas, but let this irregularity focus on my period. UGH, I love adoption because you don't have to discuss such things. Am I still 15? Yeah. So it had not arrived since maybe the middle of February. Figured, I'd better take a pregnancy test so I could stop worrying. I took the test alone after getting home from the grocery store, while the men were still out watching trains.
I've taken a few pregnancy tests. We tried for a short time before adopting Oliver. I remember the last pregnancy test I took. I'm so classy. At target, purchase a test, take it in the target bathroom, celebrate its negativity and run to mail our first dossier off to Russia! It was a little different this go around. I walk back into the bathroom after putting the groceries away and notice a plus sign, what? Good thing I bought a two pack, I'll try that again in the morning.
Morning comes, new test, still a plus sign. Hmmmm. I put the test in my pocket and go downstairs to see what Jim is doing. He is on his computer flipping through tornado destruction photos from Iowa. Do I just leave the test somewhere for him to find? No, he wouldn't notice that. Do I have to do something cute and creative? Should I call someone for backup?
I do a few laps around the kitchen and then say "hey do you want to have a baby?"
Jim - umm yeah maybe
Me - I think we might be having one (hold up test)
I guess I could have done better, but we are pretty low key. "Hey want to adopt a kid?" Sounds great let's go to
Kazakhstan Russia. "Hey want to have a baby?" Sure, sounds good to me.
Now I'm going to go ahead and admit it, I know NOTHING absolutely nothing about pregnancy. I kid you not. Okay I know stuff like not to drink or smoke or do crazy stuff, but I don't do any of that anyway. Guess I should find a doctor. I'll put Jim in charge of that.
April 17th
Oliver and I hit the library. I score a stack of pregnancy education books and Oliver gets a book about excavators and another about cranes. Then he spends a little while playing with the library train set while I get a jump on my much needed education. On the way home I break and call a friend. Someone else needs to know this. Jim has said I can't tell anyone yet, but if she asks I can't lie....right? I egg her on to ask the appropriate question, she plays along nicely.
April 20th
Getting a positive pregnancy test and then waiting a week to have it official confirmed by a doctor isn't fun. My head is spinning. I saw that the test was positive. I got a few books. I joined a group on babycenter. Seems like everyone in this stage is sick and feeling awful. I don't feel any different, really no different at all. No nausea, or increased sense of smell, or whatever crazy stuff should be happening. I surely am not pregnant. I'd better take another test. Maybe a name brand instead of Target brand.
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| clear blue thinks I'm just as pregnant as target |
But I haven't been approved for this child! We weren't fingerprinted by numerous states or the department of homeland security. A social worker didn't come over to make sure we have a good home for this baby. We didn't have to be evaluated by a psychologist. What if Pollyannas shouldn't have babies? Nah, it's all good. Why are our finances not being evaluated? It's an odd feeling to have a child this was when you've already adopted. Are we really allowed to just go and have a kid all willy nilly? Am I old enough? Young enough? Married enough? There better be some paperwork that needs to be notarized, apostilled, and FedEx somewhere or else this isn't legit at all.
April 23rd
First visit to my obgyn. We talk, she looks at things, I get sent off to a blood draw, and then off to an ultrasound. We need to figure out when this kid is coming around. I, in all my above described infinite wisdom of pregnancy, thought I was about 9 weeks along. Picked 9 weeks because my period happened sometime in February and that was 9ish weeks away. Maybe the sperm took some sort of detour on its way to my egg because the ultrasound lady checked things out (let's not discuss how) and she couldn't find a babe. What we did see was a lovely and inviting sac. She guesses I may be about 5 weeks along with a kid the size of a seed. A small seed, like a poppy seed not one of those huge sunflower seeds.
May 7th (most everything below is about throwing up, stop now, or consider yourself warned)
Oh my stars! Prenatal vitamins suck. I wake this lovely Monday morning. It's got great promise. Jim and I have Mondays off and I take Oliver to the gym and we have a grand old time together. NOT. TO. DAY! Rise, eat, few sips of a berry smoothie, vitamin, and off with Oliver to the gym. Gym parking lot. Oh no. I've got to puke. Open car door and puke bright pink berry smoothie all over. Feeling much better I get out and go to get Oliver out of his seat so we can go to the gym. He peed his pants, and we don't have an extra pair, awesome, we leave. We drive up to the library night drop off so I can return some books. Upon leaving the library I see a McDonalds. I do not go to McDonalds, no really, never. Okay, well I don't go there for food, sometimes I do get Oliver a fruit smoothie on the way to Lowe's. Whatever. I see the McDonalds and I suddenly neeeeeed a sausage biscuit sandwich. Those biscuits are so tasty. Drive up. Order said sandwich and a cup of water. Pay, drive off to window two to collect the goods. As soon as the food bag enters the car I feel like I'm going to DIE. The smell is insane. I throw it to the back of the car, put down the windows, turn up the AC. It doesn't help. While driving, I dump the water out of my cup and start throwing up like a crazy woman. I can't get home fast enough.
May 21st
Went to the doctor to get an ultrasound this morning. Babe measured 9 weeks 0 days, which gives us a due date of December 24, 2012. I was also able to hear the baby's heart beat chugging away at 158 bpm. So far so good. Next appointment, June 18th.
June 3 & 4
Jim's family is in town for Oliver's birthday. We decide to tell them the Monday after his party. I'd say I'm fairly creative, I like something a little bit more than "hey guys we are pregnant." I go to Pottybarn and get a nice two-slot-photo-frame. I put a lovely photo of Oliver on one side and an ultrasound photo with the words "expected arrival 12-24-12" on the other side. In my mind, and Jim's, and my friend Michelle's this is crystal clear, crystal. After dinner Oliver delivers the gift, they open, they are excited about Oliver's picture, and that's it. Errr. Jim says, "hey dad, what's that photo on the right?" They look more closely at it, they read the words, they have no idea, like really no idea. His dad finally says, "I don't know, a squirrel in a nest." Fail. I tell them we are having a kid, and finally get the reaction we thought we would get. Apparently there is a generational gap between those who have seen an ultrasound photo and those who haven't.
June 11 - June 26 I eat, then I throw up, that's about it.
Throw up in parking lots
Out a friend's car window, while driving
At work
At home
At stores
At church
In my hands
I throw up when Oliver tries to mimic my throw up noise
Rumor has it, that means things are going well. Someone has a great sense of humor!
June 18th
Doctor's apt, 13weeks. I say I puke a lot, she says eat a popsicle. She says if it's really bad I can take some medication. I'm pretty anti medication. I'll just wait it out. Baby's heart is chugging away at 156 bpm. She tries to schedule another apt in 4 weeks and I say I'm skipping town, I'll see you in August. August 6, 20 weeks, will be our next apt with an ultrasound. This is a long ultrasound where they check out all the babe's parts and we find out the sex. Let me rephrase, some people find out the sex, we are not those people. Holding out for a surprise. I hear they call that Team Green. Go Green!
June 26th
Mailed out our announcements
-Trisha, Jim, Oliver & baby #2
July 2
Happy to have gone public. It means I can start pinning! 15 weeks along.